Returns Policy

We have a 100% satisfaction guarantee! If something isn't to right with your order, we'll issue an exchange or refund, no problem! You may return unworn, unwashed items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. Items purchased on SALE cannot be returned.

All items shipped back to us needs to include:
• Your Order Number
• Your Name
• Your Email
• Your Mailing Address
• Your Phone Number
• A Note With Reason For Your Return

For exchanges, please include $3.00 US for the return shipping cost. We also accept Monster energy drinks or chocolate bars instead of money.

Sorry, but we do not reimburse additional shipping costs you may incur when returning or exchanging items.

Note: Items purchased on SALE cannot be returned.

Exchanges & Returns may be shipped to:

Please contact our support team at:



We ship all orders USPS First Class Mail unless otherwise specified. Once an order is placed here's how it gets to you:

1-2 Business days Processing - Your items are pulled, checked and packaged. Freebies are added. Package is sealed with a unicorn's kiss. Handed to a friendly neighborhood postman.

3-7 Business Days Shipping - Your order is placed onto an eagle's wings, or a USPS delivery truck, whichever is nearer. It is then carried with purpose and dedication directly to your door.

10+ Years Enjoyment - Your items will be worn and loved for more than a decade, travelling everywhere you do, residing gracefully on your torso. People will admire your taste in clothing. Others will compliment your sense of humor. Someone named Gary will be super jealous.